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This section is in two parts. The first part concentrates on God and Jesus, the second part concentrates on Sex. You must be 18 years or older to read the second part. I know it's silly, but then it's a silly old world isn't it!

Young Person's Guide

Be warned - crude sound bites ahead! Turn the volume down if your boss is within earshot. <bgsound src="sounds/bartlarf.wav">