THE BIBLE SAYS
After her wedding night, a father should inspect his daughter's bedsheets. If a copious show of blood is absent he should drag his daughter to the gates of the city and have the men of the city stone her to death.
Deuteronomy 22:20-21
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Discuss sex with your daughter, make her aware of the dangers of unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease. Then, if she decides to proceed with sexual activity, provide her with condoms and/or the pill.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you notice a man working on the Sabbath, (Saturday or Sunday) murder him.
Numbers 15:32-36
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If you notice anyone working on the sabbath, mind your own business, or maybe offer to help.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you look upon a woman with lust in your heart, sever one hand and gouge out one eye or risk burning in the fires of hell for an eternity.
Matthew 5:29-30
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If you look upon a woman with lust in your heart, realise that it's a normal healthy emotion, perhaps go home and masturbate, or summon up the courage to make a polite and respectful approach to her.

THE BIBLE SAYS
When approached by a non Jewish mother with a sick child, refer to the little girl as a "dog" and then withhold assistance until the mother grovels and pleads for help.
Matthew 15:22-28
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Whether a qualified medical practitioner or merely someone who believes he/she has a gift for healing, render immediate assistance regardless of the child's race or religion. Call the child "Princess".

THE BIBLE SAYS
To cure someone of a mental disorder, first consult the sufferer's unclean spirits. Follow their advice and instruct them to vacate the sufferer's head and infest two thousand pigs instead. Then cause the pigs to commit suicide by diving into the sea.
Mark 5:9-13
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Offer the sufferer a cup of tea, make him comfortable and phone for an ambulance. Offer the sufferer a cup of tea, make him comfortable and phone for an ambulance. Offer the sufferer a cup of tea, make him comfortable and phone for an ambulance. Offer the sufferer a cup of tea, make him

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you're hungry and you come across a fruit tree that has no fruit upon it because it's out of season, fly into a rage and curse the tree to death.
Matthew 21:18-19 Mark 11:12-21
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Don't expect to find fruit on trees mid winter, and be aware that trees don't understand Hebrew. Try working for a living and then you will be able to afford canned fruit.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you need more daylight to murder the citizens of a city, pray to God and he will stop the sun revolving around the Earth. Then you will have time to slaughter all the men, women and children.
Joshua 10:12-13
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Learn the basics of astronomy and physics. Avoid laying siege to cities. Take up ten pin bowling instead.Learn the basics of astronomy and physics. Try to avoid laying siege to cities. Take up ten pin bowling instead instead.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, child and baby, ox and sheep, camel and ass." "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, child and baby, ox and sheep, camel and ass." "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman
1 Samuel 15:2-3
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Pay attention, please. The God you worship is a ghastly hideous psychopath. When he instructs you to murder innocent people, especially children and babies, a bell should go off in your mind warning you that you are worshiping the God of Hate, War and Misery. You refer to him as 'Merciful Father' but merciful fathers do not instruct bloodthirsty criminals to slaughter innocent women and children. As dumb as most Christians are, they should be able to figure that out for themselves.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you're down and looking for kicks, find an innocent child, grab it by the feet and smash its head against some stones.
Psalms 137:9
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If you're looking for the best way to be happy, make children happy.If you're looking for the best way to be happy, find ways to make children happy.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If a mob of rapists bangs on your door and demands access to your male house guests who happen to be angels, offer your two virgin daughters instead. Tell the mob it can do whatever it likes to your daughters.
Genesis 19:7-8
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Evict the angels, tell them to bend over and think of England. Then barricade your door.Tell the strangers to bend over and think of England. Then barricade your door. Tell the strangers to bend over and think of England. Then barricade your door.

THE BIBLE SAYS
You are allowed to sell your daughter. She'll make someone a very good slave. You may kidnap people of other races and force them into slavery. Abuse them, beat them, trade them, bequeath them to your children, and provided certain conditions apply, murder them.
Exodus 21:6-7 Leviticus 25:44-46 Deuteronomy 20:12-17
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime Slavery is a crime against humanity. Slavery is a crime against humanity.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Having won a battle, slaughter every man, woman, child and baby. Let none survive. The exception being if you fancy the young virgin girls, in which case kill their parents, brothers and older sisters but capture the really young virgins for your own use. There's nothing like hot young pussy!
Numbers 31:1-18
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Don't rape children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Don't rape children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Don't rape children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Don't rape children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Don't rape children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children. Avoid battles. Don't kill children.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If the rapists return after the angels have left, toss your concubine to the mob and tell them to use her and abuse her all night long. When she staggers home in the morning, beaten, raped and near death, kill her, then chop her into twelve pieces and post the body parts to various locations throughout Israel.
Judges 19:22-29
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
This mob is beginning to grate. Even ethical people get pissed off sometimes. Set the dogs on them. Comfort your concubine, buy her a new negligee.This mob is beginning to grate. Even ethical people are allowed to get angry. Set the dogs on them. Comfort your concubine, buy her a new negligee. This mob is beginning to grate. Comfort your concubine, buy her a new negligee.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Beat your child with a rod and show no mercy for his tears.
Proverbs 13:24 19:18 23:14
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Treat your child with love, respect and kindness. Avoid violence, learn alternative methods of disciplining your child.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Kill adulterers! If you know anyone who had sex before they were married, or had sex with a partner other than their legal spouse, or a divorced woman who remarried, kill them! According to Jesus, adultery is the number-one sin, more serious even than murder. According to Jesus a man may divorce his wife on the grounds of adultery but for no other reason. A divorced woman who remarries has committed adultery and will burn in hell for eternity.
Leviticus 20:10 Matthew 5:28
Matthew 19:9 Mark 10:19
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Three cheers for King Henry the Eighth! He challenged God's laws and despite rumblings of discontent from the Vatican he legalised divorce and made it possible for people to start a new life without fear of being murdered by the church. However there's still the matter of hell to contend with. Chance it. You never know your luck in a big city and God might be too busy murdering witches to notice you with your knickers down.However there's still the matter of hell to contend with, probably best to ignore it.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Provided you have faith, it's perfectly safe to drink poison and handle vipers. C'mon, you know you want to!Provided you have faith, it's perfectly safe to drink poison and dance with vipers. Provided you have faith, it's perfectly safe. Provided you have faith,
Mark 16:18
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Best not to chance it but should you decide to give it a go and you get bitten by a rattlesnake rush immediately to a hospital and avail yourself to mankind's medical science because you know damned well your prayers will go unanswered and without medical science you will die in agony.

THE BIBLE SAYS
When your two virgin daughters decide to get you drunk in order to have sex with you, lie back and enjoy it. Pretend you didn't notice.
Genesis 19:31-36
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Do not rape your daughters. Besides, "I was drunk at the time, your honour, and I didn't notice it happening" won't earn you any brownie points in a modern court of law.won't earn brownie points

THE BIBLE SAYS
Murder anyone you suspect of worshiping a different God to Yahweh (Jehovah).
Deuteronomy 13:10
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Everyone is entitled to worship who or whatever they like, no matter how stupid or irrational their belief.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord be turned away from Israel." So there ya go - chop off some heads, hang them up - kerchingo! God is a happy little vegemite!
Numbers 25:4
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Negotiate with God to see if there are better ways of curing his 'black dog' than beheading innocent people. If he won't budge, buy a bag of chicken necks from Coles and make it clear that's all he gets. Like it or lump it. Coles and make it clear that's all he gets. Like it or lump it. Coles and make it clear that's all he gets.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you suspect your wife of committing adultery, force her to drink poison. If her belly swells and her thigh rots, that proves she's guilty, stone here to death. If her thigh doesn't rot and the poison doesn't kill her, she's probably not guilty. Release her.
Numbers 5:12-28
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Try and deal with your domestic problems in a civilised and humane manner. Visit a marriage counselor. Try and deal with your domestic problems in a civilised and humane manner. Visit a marriage counselor. Visit a marriage counselor. Visit a marriage counselor.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Homosexuals are an abomination. Their blood shall be upon them. Lesbians are no better.
Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 20:13
Romans 1:18-32
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
The only abomination is a God who enjoys slaughtering innocent people. Do not judge people according to their sexual orientation. What people do with their genitals is none of your business.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Blind people, disabled people, bastards, and men without their "stones" are forbidden to enter God's sanctuaries. Drive the crips and blind fuckers away!
Leviticus 21:17-23 Deuteronomy 23:1-2.
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Render all possible assistance to blind and disabled people and demonstrate understanding and respect towards illegitimate and transgendered people. Make them welcome.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If some children get a bit cheeky and call you "old baldhead" pray to God for revenge and the Lord will send wild bears to rip the children apart. Remember to thank the Lord.
2 Kings 2:23-24
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If children are cheeky to you, smile and get over it.If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you,

THE BIBLE SAYS
Don't challenge the Lord to a farting competition because you will lose. God can fart so loud his farts can be heard from Parramatta to Penrith. What's more, his farts sound like a harp!
Isaiah 16:11
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
This is entirely up to you. If you think you can out-fart God, go for it.If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you, get over it. If children are cheeky to you,

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you're really really nice to God he'll drop his keks and give you a flash of his back parts! Only a quick flash, mind you.If you're really really nice to God he'll drop his keks and give you a flash of his back parts!
Exodus 24:22-23
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Take a photo of God mooning Moses and post it on YouTube.Take a photo of God mooning Moses and post it on YouTube. Take a photo of God and post it on YouTube.

THE BIBLE SAYS
When God closes your local supermarket and you're feeling a little peckish, boil your children and eat them. The Lord's wrath needs to be appeased and this is quite a good way of making him happy.
Lamentations 4:10-11 Jeremiah 19:7-9
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Once fossil fuels run short there will be unemployment and global starvation on an unprecedented and unimaginable scale. Lay in a good stock of non perishable food now while you still have time. Lay in a good stock of non perishable food.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the Lord thy God hath given thee, in the siege and in the straightness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee."
Deuteronomy 28:53
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Your children are not for eating. Explain to God that you're more than happy with a Vegemite sandwich.Your children are not for eating. Explain to God that you're more than happy with a Vegemite sandwich. Your children are not for eating. Explain to God that you're more than happy with

THE BIBLE SAYS
If people refuse to open their gates to you, teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry, rip up the pregnant women and murder their foetuses. You little ripper you! rip up the pregnant women and murder their foetuses rip up the
Numbers 2 Kings 15-16

AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Don't force people's gates, particularly over the weekend. Don't rip up pregnant women, direct them instead to an abortion clinic where a safe and legal abortion can be obtained. The decision is entirely that of the woman and no pressure either way should be exerted.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If your fledgling church needs money and a married couple have donated heaps but not quite everything, force them to "give up their ghost" and bury them together. Grab the rest of their money.
Acts 4:27 Acts 5:1-10
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If people donate money to a worthy cause, be grateful. Don't murder them to get the rest of their money, even if you are the so-called 'Saint Peter'. Don't murder them to get the rest of their money, even if you are the so-called 'Saint Peter'

THE BIBLE SAYS
Don't encourage your people to go a whoring or God will cause your bowels to drop out.
2 Chronicles 21:15-19
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Whenever you go a whoring, lay in a good stock of Depends. Whenever you go a whoring, lay in a good stock of Depends. lay in a good stock of Depends.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you are taken a slave, pray to God and have him murder thousands of innocent children. That should stop the slave owner in his tracks and he'll release you. No harm should come to the slave owner himself, just the children. Refer to this atrocity as the Passover because God spared your own children.
Exodus 4:21
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Once again this shows that slavery is a bad idea, but if you do find yourself wrongfully detained, punish the guilty party not thousands of innocent children. Once again this shows that slavery is a bad idea, but if you do find yourself wrongfully detained, punish the guilty party not thousands of innocent children. Once again this shows that slavery is a bad idea, but if you do find

THE BIBLE SAYS
The best way to gain favour with your king is to slaughter two hundred men and to circumcise them. Present the two hundred foreskins to your king and he will be eternally grateful.
Exodus 4:24-25 1 Samuel 15:2-3
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If your king collects foreskins you need to discreetly point him towards a qualified psychiatrist. If your king collect foreskins you need to discreetly point him towards a qualified psychiatrist. discreetly point him towards a qualified psychiatrist.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Make God happy by eating your own excrement and drinking your own urine. If you displease God he will wipe excrement across your face.
Ezekial 4:12-15 Isaiah 36:12 Malachi 2:3
Make God happy
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Understand that the sort of people who wrote the Bible were not the full quid. Change Gods. There are thousands to choose from, get a few quotes and go with the best one. The last thing you need is an evil, hideous and filthy beast like Jehovah.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Whatever you do don't look inside boxes, especially any box that is considered holy. If you do, God will inflict 50,000 men with agonising hemorrhoids! Either that or he will murder five thousand of your tribe. It might seem a bit harsh but bear in mind the Ark of the Covenant is crammed full of golden hemorrhoids and golden mice. No wonder God was angry, he wanted you to believe it contained something important.
1 Samuel 5:9-12 Samuel 6:4-5 6:19
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Be curious. Always look inside boxes, in particular look inside boxes that are considered holy. You never know, you might find some golden anal protrusions that you could melt down and sell. Be curious. Always look inside boxes, in particular look inside boxes that are considered holy. You never know, you might find some golden anal protrusions that you could melt down and sell. You never know, you might find some golden

THE BIBLE SAYS
If God helps you win a battle you must show your gratitude by murdering one of your children. Forget all that nonsense about Issac being reprieved, God still expects his pound of flesh for services rendered. Stab your daughter to death and burn her on a sacrificial bonfire.
Judges 11:30-39
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Avoid battles. But if warfare is unavoidable you will win or lose according to strategies, preparation, force of numbers and luck. Praying to God will make no difference whatsoever and therefore there's no point in sacrificing a child. Praying to God will make no difference whatsoever and therefore there's no point in sacrificing a child.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"Think not that I come to bring peace on Earth. I come not to bring peace but a sword!" "I have come to cast fire upon the Earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!"
Matthew 10:34 Luke 12:49
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
This from the so-called 'Prince of Peace'?
I say old chap, get a grip.This from the so-called 'Prince of Peace'? I say old chap, get a grip. This from the so-called 'Prince of Peace'? I say old chap, get a grip. I say old chap, get a grip.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"Ye serpents, Ye generation of vipers, how can ye avoid the damnation of hell?" "Ye serpents, Ye vipers, how can ye avoid the"
Matthew 23:33
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Calm down. People have a right to disagree with you. Don't take it personally, don't condemn them to hell, just shrug it off and get on with your life.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you spy a piece of real estate you like the look of, convince yourself that God wants you to have it. In fact, God has promised the land to you. Furthermore God has instructed you to slaughter everyone currently occupying the land. Kill 'em all. Just keep on slaughtering and slaughtering and slaughtering. Once every man, woman, child and baby is dead, lying around in pools of blood, thank the Lord for his infinite mercies then pat yourself on the back for carrying out God's orders.
Exodus 34:24 Deuteronomy 2:33-34 3:6 Joshua 6:21 10:12-13 1 Samuel 15:2-3
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Ignore stupid ideas and suggestions. Realise that the ancients had nothing better to do than write a whole heap of nonsense. Don't commit atrocities simply because some irritable old savage instructed you to do so, three thousand years ago. Avoid doing anything that might set off a chain of incidents culminating in World War Three. You will not enjoy World War Three. Avoid doing anything that might set off a chain of incidents culminating in World War Three. Avoid doing anything that might set off a chain of incidents culminating in World War Three.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Don't treat prisoners with kid gloves, be like King David and saw or chop them into pieces with harrows, wood saws and axes, or force them to walk through white hot kilns till they burst into flames. Show those Guantanamo wimps that you mean business!
1 Chronicles 20:3 2Samuel 12:31
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Study and abide by the Geneva Convention.Study and abide by the Geneva Convention. Study and abide by the Geneva Convention. Study and abide by the Geneva Convention. Study and abide by the Geneva Convention. Study and abide by the Geneva Convention.

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you're a bit short of cash, here's an idea that worked like a charm for Abraham, father of Judaism. Marry your half sister then con her into a life of prostitution! Allow the local pharaoh to fuck her stupid. God won't be pleased but he'll punish the pharaoh's people, not you! You'll be rewarded with immense wealth. Pass the idea onto your son, he'll duplicate your success. God loves ya baby!
Genesis 12:13-16 Genesis 13:2
Genesis 26:7-14
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Not a good idea to marry relatives, but we won't tell. If your wife chooses prostitution for a living and you're OK about it, no worries, but no pressure should be exerted.Not a good idea to marry relatives, but we won't tell. If your wife chooses prostitution for a living and you're OK about it, no worries, but no pressure should be applied. If your wife chooses prostitution for a living and you're OK about it, no worries, but no pressure should be applied. no worries, but no pressure should be applied.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me." "Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers." "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me." "Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers." "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and Exodus 20:5 Isaiah 14:21
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
We've advised it before but we'll mention it again. Vengeful, wrathful, diabolical deities should be avoided at all costs. Only the lowest, meanest form of beast could conceive of such a hateful policy, punishing generations of children, even children yet to be conceived, for the perceived wrong-doings of their fathers, grandfathers and great grandfathers. There will be no peace on Earth so long as people insist on worshiping such hideous and ghastly so-called "gods". Please take this advice seriously, teach people the error of their ways, before it's too late.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Under no circumstances should women be treated as equal to men. They are not. They are to remain subservient to men their entire lives. Obedience is demanded of them. They are forbidden to teach and when they enter the Lord's dwellings their heads must be covered.
1 Peter 3:1 1 Timothy 2:11-12 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Colossians 3:18
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Women are the equal of men. Furthermore they are braver. If men had to bear children, sex would have been outlawed and the human race would never have evolved. Women are the equal of men. Men, get over it. Women are the equal of men. Men, get over it. Men, get over it. Women are the equal of men. Men, get over it. Women are the equal of men. Men, get over it.

THE BIBLE SAYS
Women are dirty creatures. When they give birth to a male child they are unclean for a week, but when they give birth to a female child they are unclean for two weeks. They must stay clear of God's sanctuaries for sixty six days. A female baby makes a woman twice as revolting to God. During her period a woman must be "put apart" for seven days. It is impossible for a man to be clean because he is born of a woman. Conception itself is a sin!
Leviticus 12:1-5 Leviticus 15:19 Job 25:4 Psalms 51:5
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Seeing as women are considered unworthy, dirty and disgusting to God, it might pay to look around and see what else is on the horizon. Maybe become a witch and worship Mrs Lucifer...Seeing as women are considered unworthy, revolting to God, it might pay to look around and see what else is on the horizon. Maybe become a witch and worship Mrs Lucifer... Maybe become a witch and worship Mrs Lucifer... are considered unworthy, dirty and disgusting to God, it might pay to look around and see what else is on the horizon. Maybe become

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you are a dead saint, the moment you learn that the veil has been torn assunder, clamber out of your grave, then join up with the other rotting cadavers and stroll into Jerusalem to be "seen by many."
Matthew 27:50-53
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Unless you're from Haiti where they're used to bumping into zombies, probably best to remain in your grave, otherwise you'll give people a heck of a fright. Pass the message along to the other corpses. Pass the message along to the other corpses

THE BIBLE SAYS
If you have a mind to, castrate yourself "for heaven's sake".
Matthew 19:12
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
It's unlikely that castration will lube your passage into heaven, especially in view of God's hatred of men without their "stones".

THE BIBLE SAYS
"If any man come to me and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
Luke: 14:26 Matthew 10:34-36
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Unless your parents were absolute tyrants, be grateful for the sacrifices they made for you, love and respect them. At the very least, respect your brothers and sisters. Love your wife and children.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"The Son of Man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity. And shall cast them into a furnace of fire; there shall be a wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Matthew 13:40-42
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Angels of death are not welcome. Please avoid sending them forth. People who offend and do iniquity should be dealt according to the law. When tempted to cast someone into an eternal furnace be satisfied with a tap on the backside with a rolled newspaper.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."
Luke 19:27
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Try not to reign over people, they might take umbrage. And there's no need to slay anyone, just force them to watch the 'Mister Speaker' show from dawn to dusk.

THE BIBLE SAYS
"And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the torturers, until he should pay all that was due unto him." Matthew 18:34
"And the husbandman took his slaves, and beat one and killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other slaves more than the first: and they did unto them likewise." Matthew 21:35-36
"And the remnant took his slaves and entreated them spitefully, and slew them." Matthew 22:6
"And cast the worthless slave into the outer darkness; in that place where there shall be a weeping and a gnashing of teeth." Matthew 25:30
AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
If you find yourself in a country where slavery is rife, have the courage to speak out against it. Don't just spout a load of pious old parables which seem to condone torture and slavery, do something! What kind of a lowlife could ignore such a cruel and diabolical state of affairs?If you find yourself in a country where slavery is rife, for goodness sake speak out against it. Don't just spout a load of pious old parables which seem to condone torture and slavery, do something! What kind of a lowlife could ignore such a cruel and diabolical state of affairs? What kind of a lowlife could ignore such a cruel and diabolical state of affairs?

THE APOCALYPSE
John of Patmos believed that the things he wrote about would happen soon, within his own lifetime. The book of Revelation was written for, and addressed to, various angels. After nearly 2000 years, believers still believe that "the time is at hand" and that the events described in Revelation will "shortly come to pass."

It doesn't seem to occur to anyone that John was as mad as a March hare. If anyone were to write this frenzied tosh today they would be committed to a lunatic asylum.

For example...

False Jews are members of "the synagogue of Satan", and John knows where Satan's seat is. Meanwhile Jesus is coming with clouds.

"Every eye shall see him," including those who executed him. Everyone will "wail because of him." But millions have lived and died without ever seeing him coming "with clouds." Jesus has white hair, eyes of fire, feet of brass, and has a sword sticking out of his mouth. Jesus holds seven stars in his hand. John thought of stars as being small, small enough even for Jesus to hold in his hand. Repent – or else Jesus will fight you with the sword that protrudes from his mouth.

Jezebel (whom God had thrown off a wall, trampled by horses, and eaten by dogs) is further reviled by John, saying "that woman Jezebel" taught and seduced God's "servants to commit fornication." Jesus will "cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her." Those who obey God/Jesus until the end will rule everyone else with an iron rod. They'll even get to smash the others into pieces. God recommends that you wear "white raiment" so that "the shame of thy nakedness do not appear."

John sees four beasts, each with six wings and "full of eyes." God created predators, pathogens, and predators for his very own pleasure. One of his favorite species is guinea worms. John sees a dead lamb with seven horns and seven eyes. He explains that the seven eyes "are the seven spirits of God." God gives someone on a white horse a bow and sends him out to conquer people. God gives power to someone on a red horse "to take peace from the earth... that they should kill one another."

God tells Death and Hell to kill one quarter of the earth's population with the sword, starvation, and "with the beasts of the earth." The martyrs just can't wait until everyone else is slaughtered. God gives them a white robe and tells them to wait until he's done with his killing spree...

Mind-numbing splatterings continue HERE

AN ETHICAL POSITION SAYS
Revelation was written by a schizophrenic manic depressive on a bad day. Like Jesus, Mad John longed to see everyone who displeased him burst into flames and suffer. To anyone with their wits about them it's clear that the Apocalypse was written by a madman, but the problem is, millions of Americans are convinced that it prophesies nuclear war. And God wants it to happen!

It wouldn't matter if we were talking about a few Appalachian hillbillies dancing with rattlesnakes but we're not. We're talking about top Pentagon and military personnel, and people who program Norad computers. We're talking about commanders and crews of nuclear submarines and stealth bombers. We're talking about pairs of Baptist boys down missile silos.

People think, "Oh, the cold war's over now, we're as safe as houses." Well yes, as safe as houses in the path of a tornado. Everyone remembers the Cuban missile crisis but no one realises that we've come close to nuclear annihilation at least sixteen times since then. In the 1990s the Soviet Union came within one minute of launching a full scale nuclear attack due to adverse weather conditions. Russia's malfunctioning early warning system mistook inclement weather for an American nuclear strike. Then for nine years Russia was governed by the drunken Boris Yeltsin who took his nuclear briefcase, or football, to bed with him. Only Bill Clinton's skillful handling of the situation (Clinton's father was an alcoholic) saved the world from total nuclear obliteration.

The very last thing we need in the 21st century while our guard is down is a US military run by cretins looking forward to nuclear war because they're convinced they're going to be "raptured" into the sky to meet Jesus. And that is why I put this page together. The debate between Religion and Ethics has never been more important, more vital and urgent. It's a choice between religious madness and survival. And you, the young people of this planet, must choose. If you choose survival then the ethical thing – the sensible thing to do is to expose Christian madness at every opportunity.

If you're from a religious background your brain has been pumped full of religious shit. Everything you've been taught to believe about God and Jesus is nonsense. Give your brain a good rinse and see the world as it really is – a dangerous place made all the more dangerous by religious madness.

There is a short while left to make a difference.

The Truth Shall Set You Free!
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